Romantic On A Budget Prints

Valentine's day skinflint.

"I'd like an engagement ring that proclaims my uncompromising love - for under fifty bucks."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Say it with flowers

Ten out of ten for effort...

"And how would you like your steak?"

The Walk of Shame

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Dating in 2020

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

'Sharing the petrol costs didn't bother me, but I resent having to pay half for the condoms!'

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"I'd like an engagement ring that declares my uncompromising love...for under fifty bucks."

"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

'Our dignity was the first thing to go.'

"Can't afford the headset so I'm wearing my eyeglasses case."

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

Vegetarian Restaurant.

'I'm not trying to be romantic. I've had my electricity cut off.'

"A MOHAWK is what I get for asking for an affordable hair cut?!"

Two Vampire Lovers sharing a drink of Human blood

Cheese date