Romantic Miscommunication Explorer Pillows

Dug had asked Patsy to see her Chuff.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Astronaut love

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

The Loving Couple

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Mate Mart

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

Carbon Dating Agency

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."