Romantic Miscommunication Explorer Prints

Dug had asked Patsy to see her Chuff.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Astronaut love

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

The Loving Couple

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Happy Valentine's Day.

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Mate Mart

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

Carbon Dating Agency

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."