Miscommunication Explorer Prints

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

When I said, Do you want to go out> I meant to pee, not on a date.

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!

Sorry about the hug. I thought your sign meant, "I love you, too."