Romantic In Training Gifts

Cupid

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Exercises

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"This dog has wheels!"

Proposal on a snowboard

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

Lion Toupee

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Hugging Technique #14

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

Dancing in tailcoats

Steve needed to work on his approach.

Cell Partners

You had me at sit and stay.

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Speed Dating

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

"It could never work between us. We're polar opposites."

Coffee.. Sure, I'll go out with you --- It's all part of the process of elimination.

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."