Romantic In Training Pillows

Cupid

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Proposal on a snowboard

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"This dog has wheels!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Exercises

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Cell Partners

Hugging Technique #14

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Lion Toupee

Dancing in tailcoats

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Speed Dating

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"It was the first dance we've gone to in years. He tried to trip the light fantastic and he tripped."

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"