Sweetheart In Training Gifts

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Love Birds love dancing together

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

Boy baking a cake.

Cheerleaders

Cupid

ONE IN A MILLION

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Cricket Lovers

Love Birds love loving each other

"This dog has wheels!"

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

Valentine's Day

Steve needed to work on his approach.

Valentines

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'...then he said he loved me and I thought 'what a croc'...'

"This love seat stinks!"

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

Valentines Day in the Animal Kingdom

'The package said '90 percent fewer calories' I guess that explains it.'

Man who believes in second sight because he fell in love at first sight.

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

Happy Sweetest Day October 19th

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'We could not have seen this film in the love seats at the Roxy in 1944-I was in Stalag 48 then!'