Uniformed Sweethearts Gifts

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Powerful Love.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Is that pancake ready yet?

The Scanner Of Love.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Your website or mine?'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Dogs and Cake

ONE IN A MILLION

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Heart-shaped guitar

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Love Birds love loving each other

Cricket Lovers

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

'I love men in uniformity.'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

Soldier.

"You're losing your everything."

Hello, sir, we're the post-Halloween, leftover candy, concerned citizens patrol.

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'