Silly Sweethearts Gifts

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Right click for yes...

Powerful Love.

"I love you, you big fool."

The Scanner Of Love.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'Your website or mine?'

cuPad

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Heart-shaped guitar

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Playing Footsies.

'The gravy? Was that 'boat' or 'train', sir?'

Market. Sale. Bottled Water. Improved! Now 25% Wetter!

"Curious and curiouser."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Old woman with a government improvement grant meeting with a cosmetic surgeon

Bitch-Slapping Scalia

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"

Clash Of The Titans

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?

"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."

Newlywed violinists

Darlene, would you like to have lunch with me? Darlene. Lunch. Noon. Sandwiches. Lemonade. Be there. Hi, Darlene. Say, you've got to eat. I've got to eat. We have a lot in common. Stop rehearsing and get back to work. You wouldn't want to go out with me ... would you?