Sweethearts Gifts

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Right click for yes...

Powerful Love.

Is that pancake ready yet?

The Scanner Of Love.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Your website or mine?'

cuPad

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

Heart-shaped guitar

Old Love

ONE IN A MILLION

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Love Birds love loving each other

Cricket Lovers

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'I wrote you a note in the third grade asking if you liked me or not. It dawned on me that you never answered me. Well?'

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'...then he said he loved me and I thought 'what a croc'...'

How you can tell you're in a committed relationship...

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

Valentines Day in the Animal Kingdom

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

'The package said '90 percent fewer calories' I guess that explains it.'

Man who believes in second sight because he fell in love at first sight.

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

Happy Sweetest Day October 19th