Scanner Sweethearts Gifts

The Scanner Of Love.

"Talk nerdy to me."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Right click for yes...

Is that pancake ready yet?

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Your website or mine?'

cuPad

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

ONE IN A MILLION

Heart-shaped guitar

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Love Birds love loving each other

Cricket Lovers

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"So - we meet at last."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'...then he said he loved me and I thought 'what a croc'...'

"I love you in theory."

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

'The package said '90 percent fewer calories' I guess that explains it.'

Man who believes in second sight because he fell in love at first sight.

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

"Wanna be my boo?"

Valentines Day in the Animal Kingdom