Romantic Paw-tner Gifts

You had me at sit and stay.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

A heart shaped cake

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

Paint pots in love

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Diamond outfits

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Ostriches making out

Peach flirting with a banana.

Missing You.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Get a tomb!"