Romantic Humor Seeker Pillows

Bride on the corner of For Richer and For Poorer.

"Friends with social security benefits inquire"

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Honk if you love me!"

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Movies through the decades.

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Shoe repair

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Prison Romance.

Man and woman

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."