Romantic Humor Seeker Pillows

Bride on the corner of For Richer and For Poorer.

"Friends with social security benefits inquire"

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Say it with flowers: It!

"Honk if you love me!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Man and woman

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Shoe repair

Prison Romance.

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Movies through the decades.