Romantic Hint Dropper Pillows

'I gave my boyfriend an engagement calendar for his birthday but he didn't take the hint.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Pheromones.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Missing you...

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

"Huge fan."

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Lion Toupee

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Speed Dating