Romantic Hint Dropper Prints

'I gave my boyfriend an engagement calendar for his birthday but he didn't take the hint.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Pheromones.

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Missing you...

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

"Huge fan."

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Lion Toupee

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'