Romantic Ring Picker Pillows

'Start with the most expensive - We'll battle it out from there.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"So, what are you reading?"

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

He loves me...

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"I get paid by the word."

"No, you open yours first."

'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

Lovers Leap Frog

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

"Oh, darling, whatever happens- ever- I know I'm probably always going to remember this as one of my happiest marriages."

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'You can forget 'Ladies First' for a start!'

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"

'I gave my boyfriend an engagement calendar for his birthday but he didn't take the hint.'

"No, I love them. They really bring out the blue in your eyes!"