Romantic Ring Picker Gifts

'Start with the most expensive - We'll battle it out from there.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

He loves me...

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"I get paid by the word."

Lovers Leap Frog

'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

"No, you open yours first."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

"Oh, darling, whatever happens- ever- I know I'm probably always going to remember this as one of my happiest marriages."

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

'I gave my boyfriend an engagement calendar for his birthday but he didn't take the hint.'

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

'You can forget 'Ladies First' for a start!'

"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

"So how's the date going?