Romantic Couch Connoisseur Pillows

'You'd better go home now, Ted -- I'm beginning to feel lonesome.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Goal!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Binge Watch

'Love me little, love me long.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Staycation Photos

E-Z Livin'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'

Exercise vs Laxative.