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'Sorry, he's not much of a shot, but he can spot a great wine from a mile away.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Stand-up Romcom

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Call me?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Dog in love

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Funnel of Love

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Salt and Pepper

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

A Prickly Pair

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.