Romantic Comedy Actioneer Gifts

'Sorry, he's not much of a shot, but he can spot a great wine from a mile away.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Stand-up Romcom

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Robocop and Juliet.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Love is in the air...

'Your place or mine?'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Dog in love

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Funnel of Love

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Salt and Pepper

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

A Prickly Pair

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'