Romantic Achiever Pillows

Jealousy of General's Medal for Love

Bear Costume

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Perfect Match

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Wow - My kind of man.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."