Romantic Achiever Prints

Jealousy of General's Medal for Love

Bear Costume

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Romantic Tree Carving

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Barbara Cartland

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'