Romance Runner Pillows

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Mermaids in love

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Snake Eyes

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"I think we should see other people."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

Merry Kissmas

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Run from the hills!

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Funnel of Love.

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Cupid and parachutists.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'