Romance Dweller Gifts

Bad Breakups.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Gen-Next Library

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Author does not do tricks."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Opening the Barrel

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Mermaids in love