Roller Coaster Designer Gifts

'Who would engineer such a thing?!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coaster of Love

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

'Nice smile.'

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

Roller Coasters

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Baker

twist building

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

Stock Hurricane Ride

The interminable!

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Stock market ups and downs.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'