Roller Coaster Designer Mugs

'Who would engineer such a thing?!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Nice smile.'

Baker

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

Roller Coasters

twist building

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

The Day Trader

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Stock Hurricane Ride

The interminable!

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Stock market ups and downs.

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."