Rodent Rarities Appreciators Gifts

Cat flap and mouse hole.

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Xmas

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Hamster IV

Feeding the Birds

'Well, it's definitely not swine flu....'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"I did it!"

Jailed mouse.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'I've always been a bit concerned about exactly what you meant when you said 'let's do lunch'.'

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'

"Yes, you're squirrelly."

Xmas Chocolates for Mice