Rodent Rarities Appreciators Pillows

Cat flap and mouse hole.

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hazards of mouse painting

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'Well, it's definitely not swine flu....'

Hamster IV

Xmas

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Feeding the Birds

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Hamster.

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"I did it!"

Jailed mouse.

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'I've always been a bit concerned about exactly what you meant when you said 'let's do lunch'.'

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'

"Yes, you're squirrelly."