Rod Rescuer Gifts

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"River well stocked this year."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"FISH ON"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"There's the remote!"

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

Super Cow

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

"So, it's not the battery then."

"But I'm not asking you to fix it!"

'Next time, can we get a dog or cat?'

Animal liberator with a magician's hat.

'It is impossible to guarantee immunity with ANY vaccination...'

"No, I don't hate giraffes, I'm just saying it might make sense to pull me out first."