Rod Rescuer Prints

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"River well stocked this year."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Boss

"FISH ON"

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"There's the remote!"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Super Cow

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

'It is impossible to guarantee immunity with ANY vaccination...'

Animal liberator with a magician's hat.

'Next time, can we get a dog or cat?'

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

"So, it's not the battery then."

"But I'm not asking you to fix it!"