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"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rock On

Axl Rose

Chrissie Hynde

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

...thunderbolt nd lightning...very, very frightening

We love the Rolling Stones...

"The grandkids will only be here a short time, dear, then we can ditch these cliche old folks clothes and still catch the rock concert tonight!"

Thom Yorke

"...and I see in the sixties there was a house in New Orleans..."

Chuck Berry

Jimi Hendrix.

Joyeux Noel (Gallagher).

Bruce Springsteen caricature

Rock and Roll

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Christine McVie

Robert Fripp

Anna Calvi

ZZZZZZZ Top

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"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Freddie Mercury

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Jimi Hendrix.

Ray Davies

Ringo Starr

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."