Rockstar At Heart T-Shirts

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rock On

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

...thunderbolt nd lightning...very, very frightening

"The grandkids will only be here a short time, dear, then we can ditch these cliche old folks clothes and still catch the rock concert tonight!"

"...and I see in the sixties there was a house in New Orleans..."

Joyeux Noel (Gallagher).

Rock and Roll

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Christine McVie

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

Dino Fest

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I'm with the band.'

Guitar Hero.

Santa Metal Claus