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'Now this man knew how to rock!'

"I don't think air guitar counts."

"Just once I'd like to sit down there on the floor, right behind the mosh pit."

Stairway to Litigation

'I miss the days of pogoing, warm beer and cold kebabs.'

'What song is it you want to hear!'

Angus McKinnon Young

"This next one's another oldie."

Old rocker.

Liam Gallagher.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Rock and Roll

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Ringo releases his latest record.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock On

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Christine McVie

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

Rock n'roll.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

Academics at the Beach

Oar-tobahn.

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

We love the Rolling Stones...

Born to rock.

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).