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Horsey

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Rocking Horse

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A day at the transgenic races

Gamers

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Honest Boris

Gentlemen Riders

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Dog begging for a sausage

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Sporting maladies.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

Game Addiction

Sporting maladies.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Double bass skating

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'