Jockey At Heart Prints

Horsey

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

A day at the transgenic races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Rocking Horse

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Gamers

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

Honest Boris

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

Sporting maladies.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Angus McKinnon Young

Dog begging for a sausage

Game Addiction

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Sporting maladies.

I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.

Polo pony

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'