Rocker At Heart Pillows

'Now this man knew how to rock!'

"I don't think air guitar counts."

"Just once I'd like to sit down there on the floor, right behind the mosh pit."

'I miss the days of pogoing, warm beer and cold kebabs.'

'What song is it you want to hear!'

Old rocker.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Rock and Roll

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Rock On

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Christine McVie

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Academics at the Beach

Oar-tobahn.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Rock n'roll.

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers