Rocker Pillows

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"We're very excited about this cashback, er, I mean comeback, tour."

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Football drummer

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

Kissing bench with rockers

"I don't think air guitar counts."

'I miss the days of pogoing, warm beer and cold kebabs.'

"I'm a rockhound."

'They're part of our corporate culture.'

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

'Now this man knew how to rock!'

'Dad, I found an earring. Is it mom's or one of yours?'

Backstage, Master muttered, 'Not bad, just don't give up your night job'.

Jericho revisited.

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."

'What song is it you want to hear!'

"That was great - let's run through that again."

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Got anything past its expiration date?'