Restaurant Rocker Pillows

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Elvis Presley

Old rocker.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Punk Reindeer

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Liam Gallagher.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Popera!

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

"Which one's mine?"

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Good thing you ordered a double portion.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Santa Metal Claus

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

"He's a fussy eater."

'This meat is off, bring me the manager.'- 'Sure, would you like him fried or boiled?'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"Veal or non-veal?"

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'I recommend the catch-of-the-day. Beats the hell out of just-washed-ashore.'

'Let's rock!'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Rock n'roll.

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.