Restaurant Rocker Pillows

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Old rocker.

Punk Reindeer

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Popera!

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"Which one's mine?"

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'Good thing you ordered a double portion.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Santa Metal Claus

"He's a fussy eater."

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'I recommend the catch-of-the-day. Beats the hell out of just-washed-ashore.'

"Veal or non-veal?"

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'This meat is off, bring me the manager.'- 'Sure, would you like him fried or boiled?'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Road Kill Cafe.

Rock n'roll.