Rocker Gifts

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"We're very excited about this cashback, er, I mean comeback, tour."

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

"This next one's another oldie."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Angus McKinnon Young

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'Let's rock!'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Football drummer

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"I'm a rockhound."

Marilyn Manson

"I don't think air guitar counts."

'I miss the days of pogoing, warm beer and cold kebabs.'

Kissing bench with rockers

'They're part of our corporate culture.'

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

'Now this man knew how to rock!'

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'Dad, I found an earring. Is it mom's or one of yours?'

Jericho revisited.

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."

'What song is it you want to hear!'