Canine Rocker Gifts

"I'm a rockhound."

"This next one's another oldie."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Liam Gallagher.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

Rock n'roll.

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

Ritchie Blackmore.

'Bill's not a real nurturing guy. Last week his pet rock died of neglect.'

Freddie Mercury

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

David Bowie RIP

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

'They're part of our corporate culture.'

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

Bishop rocking in his church.

Jericho revisited.