Rocker Rebel Gifts

'Dad, I found an earring. Is it mom's or one of yours?'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Joe Henry

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Joan Jett

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Let's rock!'

Kurt Cobain

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Driverless Car

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"I heard they got back together."

Bike Lane

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand