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'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

James Taylor

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Rocking Witches.

Guitar Man.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Rock and Roll

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Punk Rock?'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'