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Born to rock.

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

James Taylor

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

He kept up his guitar practise...

ZZZZZZZ Top

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

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Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jimi Hendrix.

Jeff Beck.

Rock and Roll

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ringo Starr

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ray Davies

'Punk Rock?'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Plymouth Rock

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

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