Rock N' Roll Star T-Shirts

Paul Gilbert.

Robert Fripp

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

ZZZZZZZ Top

Freddie Mercury

Grade 2 Cellist

Rock and Roll

Jimi Hendrix.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Ray Davies

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Ringo Starr

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Plymouth Rock

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Elton John

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Singer and her microphone

An amplified harp

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

Madonna and Child, 2008

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'