Rock N' Roll Star Pillows

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Grade 2 Cellist

Rock and Roll

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Singer and her microphone

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

An amplified harp

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Madonna and Child, 2008

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.