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Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Elvis Presley

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Italica

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Eric Clapton.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Jeff Beck.

Mark Knopfler.

Steve Howe.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Popera!

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Jimmy Page.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Elton John

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Punk Rock?'

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'