Rocking Rehearsalist Mugs

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Tina Turner

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Popera!

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Johnny Winter.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Punk Rock?'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''