Rock Musician T-Shirts

Frank Zappa

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'Did someone call for a shredder?'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

No, you won't be with other rockers, you'll be on the ladies' social tea committee. Did you really think you were going to Heaven?'

'I'm so lonesome...'

'Was it good for you, babe?'

Bishop rocking in his church.

It turned out that living wasn't easy with eyes closed after all.

Axl Rose

He played the infamous suicide note.

Joe Satriani

Robert Johnson.

Tony Iommi

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

Popera!

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Eddie Van Halen.

Steve Morse

'I think I'm losing it, man. I can't think of a weird name for our baby.'

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

"When people say that music can improve the babies intelligence I think they meant CLASSICAL music!"

Steve Vai

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

Tom Waits.

Steve Ray Vaughn.

Django.

Pink Floyd.

Ozzy Osbourne

'Sorry man you might like our music and you sound great??? maybe its something about the image.'

The oldest swinger in town.

Alice Cooper

Mark Knopfler.