Rock Musician T-Shirts

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'Did someone call for a shredder?'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

No, you won't be with other rockers, you'll be on the ladies' social tea committee. Did you really think you were going to Heaven?'

Bishop rocking in his church.

'Was it good for you, babe?'

He played the infamous suicide note.

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

Popera!

'I'm so lonesome...'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'I think I'm losing it, man. I can't think of a weird name for our baby.'

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

Tom Waits.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Sorry man you might like our music and you sound great??? maybe its something about the image.'

The oldest swinger in town.

"Some of the world's best musicians died in 2016. If you wait to die any longer, people might think that you're a loser!"

Rolling Stones

"I'm a rockhound."

Gronk Invents Rock 'n' Roll

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"When people say that music can improve the babies intelligence I think they meant CLASSICAL music!"

Postcards from the Edge

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

Miss T-T

Classic vs Rock

Duelling guitars at 50 paces, not a pleasant sight!

'My Mama tried to eat me but I didn't taste good enough. Where was my Daddy?'

Johnny Winter.

A rock guitarist singing

Rock Star Speech Therapy

'We have some bad news...your uncle was smashed.'

'So you've never seen a rock band before?'