Rock Music T-Shirts

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Oh, don't mind Grandpa - he's just having an acid flashback.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Being a roady for the rock band Pearl Jam is cool, but I don't see how that qualifies you to head-up our HR department.'

Italica

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Man with the same birth date as Mick Jagger

Frank Zappa

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'Apparently they're better than The Cure.'

Rock n' Roll...the Later Years.

Plymouth Rock

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

'Did someone call for a shredder?'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Rock on Grandma!

Bris

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

The Who

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

EWE 2.

Rod Stewart

'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

'We will we will rock you...' - Crowd singing Queen song during stoning.

Old rocker.

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

At the rock concert...

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'