Rock Music Mugs

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'Being a roady for the rock band Pearl Jam is cool, but I don't see how that qualifies you to head-up our HR department.'

Italica

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Man with the same birth date as Mick Jagger

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

'Did someone call for a shredder?'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Rock on Grandma!

Bris

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

Rod Stewart

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Old rocker.

At the rock concert...

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'We will we will rock you...' - Crowd singing Queen song during stoning.

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'They're playing our song.'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

An elderly group of bandmates make up the bankd geriatrica.

"And this is Brother Elvis."

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

No, you won't be with other rockers, you'll be on the ladies' social tea committee. Did you really think you were going to Heaven?'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'