Rock Music Lover Mugs

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

Bishop rocking in his church.

'Notice how many more women stop and watch us work since putting that sign up?'

"Wow, Grandma. Your bedtime stories rock!"

'This next song is about one of life's toughest choices. It's called, 'Equities Or Debt Securities, I Just Don't Freakin' Know!'. . . and a one, and a two. . . .'

'We don't sound that bad.'

'We like to get a bit of feedback from our customers.'(Receptionist to oldies with electric guitar).

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

"Okay babe - let's rock 'n roll."

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"I like that! What are you listening to?"

Postcards from the Edge

"I call it rock and roll."

"Sorry guys, the labels decided it's time to give up touring."

"I think Jim Morrison is over-rated."

Stairway To Henry

Medusa turning everyone in the 'Hard Rock caf�' into rock

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

No Bad News

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

'Oh sure, I'm proud of them. It's just that I they leave no room for my Ozzy Osbourne buttons.'

'He's a prodigy all right, but all his work deals with subjects such as the elasticity of bubble gum, the decibel limits of rock records and the molecular content of a cheeseburger.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'

Rock Star Speech Therapy

Brian May.

Grandpa would sing me to sleep with songs from a special, wonderful place called 'Woodstock."

'If this Van's A-Rocking' it's probably because there's an earthquake or something.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Hello, you've reached the Illuminati." "At last!" "We have tried to reach your planet's rulers for the last 13 revolutions of your blue rock. We come bearing gifts." "That's nice. You trying to reach Les or Nick?" "Whoever is the prime overlord of your secret cabal of billionaires..." "Is this not the secret cabal of billionaires that controls the world's elected leaders, manipulates the economy, and determines the very fate of all nations?" "No, friend, we're the psychedelic rock band from To

Instant Karma with Donald John and Melanioko

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."