Rock Wiz Gifts

"Well....I could've done this!"

The first car accident.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Math Teacher

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'I need both hands for steering.'

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Johann Strauss

Exercise Car.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"